You've given me a need to see Molly taking care of Lestrade...maybe he gets beaten up by a violent suspect, or gets in a car crash... And she takes care of him, with him teasing her by reminding her he's not like her normal 'customers' - he's still alive, and doesn't want to wake up with her attempting a Y cut or sawing the top of his skull off or something :)

I'd write it, but a. I've got a million things to write, and b. I could never write Golly fics as well as you!