I have a half-written fill about movie night, where Jess is watching Top Gun and goign "Wow. This is seriously homoerotic." and Becker is all "What?" and she explains patiently how Iceman clearly has a thing for Maverick and is sublimating, and Becker is all "OMG STOP RUINING THIS MOVIE FOR ME" and Jess just LAUGHS AND LAUGHS. But then she makes him watch Patlabor: The Movie by telling him it's a foreign film with subtitles about the police in Tokyo, and he is all "IT'S A CARTOON. CARTOONS ARE FOR KIDS" and she is all "SHUT UP, IT"S AWESOME" and by the time they get halfway through he is all "You are so totally Noa" and Jess is all "I am not!" and he is all "Yes you are. You would so totally name a mech 'Alphonse'".
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