*flails happily* Utterly hilarious and adorable at the same time, what a great fic! Loved Jess' thoughts, and laughed out loud at several bits, and then it went all hot and sweet and snuggly at the end, and made me all happy and melty.

“Oh, God. I said that out loud. Oh, God. That was highly inappropriate. Oh, God.”

*sporfles madly*

“May I have my foot back?” she asked quietly.

“No, you may not,” he said just as quietly. “I’m not finished with it.”

Awwwwwwwwww!