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seren_ccdTitle: 'Cause baby we'll be
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seren_ccd
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Jess Parker/Becker
Word Count: 978
Rating: M - for spicy language.
Summary/Description: Fortaraljc's prompt: Phone sex. Bonus if it's on a secure channel when Becker's out in the field. Over at ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
just_kiss_her.
Spoiler Warnings: Well, none really. Series five, I suppose.
A/N: Once again, Becker and Jess prove that I have no shame. The title comes from Poison's Talk Dirty to me. I hope you enjoy!
“Matt, if you, Connor and Abby continue down that corridor, you’ll eventually get to a T-junction that connects to a corridor that I can direct Becker to,” Jess said into the comm from her seat in front of the ADD.
She could see the blurry image of Matt in the dim light of the derelict building that she had by some kind of luck and magic managed to tap into their very old and grainy CCTV feed.
“Becker?” she asked.
“Copy that, I’m heading towards them now,” Becker said, sounding a little out of breath after his close encounter with the creature.
“Good. Head straight for a while, then you’ll take the first right.” Jess nodded to herself and then promptly created a private channel to Becker’s comm and then asked him, “Are you insane?”
“What? Jess?”
“Who else? And it’s a private line,” she said. “And I ask you again, are. you. insane?”
“Quite possibly, but what did I do this time?”
“What did you-- You head-butted a dinosaur!”
“According to Connor, they’re more mammal than reptile, so--”
“Not the point! You butted your head against the head of a vicious, pre-historic beast!”
“Jess, my hands were otherwise occupied with keeping his razor-sharp claws from having my entrails for a neck-tie, I had to improvise.”
“By head-butting him?”
“Whatever works, Jessica. Besides, it was more of a Glasgow kiss than a headbutt.”
“Excuse me?”
“I hit him from the front to his teeth, which is really more of a Glasgow kiss than a proper headbutt.”
“Really?”
“There’s a fine distinction.”
Jess glared at the grainy image of Becker walking through the corridor, all the while keeping track on the others as well.
“You need to take the next left. And I just don’t know what to do with you.”
“I have a few suggestions.”
His smirk was so strong she could almost see it through the mess of pixels.
“You go around,” she continued, “leaping over things, getting bitten, putting in requisition orders for tanks-”
“Hey, did it get approved?”
“Of course it didn’t get approved! You don’t get a tank!” she said, then she went on with her list, “Attempting to drive a train through the Cretaceous period, going into a villain’s lair without back-up, kissing dinosaurs-”
“Glasgow-Glasgow kiss, Jess,” he said. “It wasn’t an actual kiss.”
“Once again! Not the point!” She sighed. “I just don’t know what to do with you. Take the next right.”
“Well, I know what to do with you,” he said taking the next right.
“Really?”
“Oh, yes. First I just want to let you know that we’re not going to make to the bedroom tonight.”
“What?”
“I’m going to fuck you in the hallway next to the front door. I may not even close the door first.”
“What are you doing?” she whispered her face flushing as she looked around the Hub.
“You’re berating me,” he said evenly. “It turns me on.”
“Oh, dear.”
“I haven’t decided if I’m just going to shove you up against the wall and simply fuck you right there,” he went on, “or if I’m going to go down on you. What knickers are you wearing today?”
Jess swallowed. “The pale pink ones.”
“With the little bow on the front?”
“Yes.”
“...I love those.”
“I know you do,” Jess said firmly.
“Well, in that case,” he said, “I may have to peel those pink knickers off of you and eat you out. I know how much you like having me on my knees in front of you, my face buried in your cunt.”
“Oh.” It was more of a gasp than an actual word.
“Oh, indeed,” he said. “But, I have to say, I’m really turned on and all that adrenaline is still flowing, so I may not have the patience to eat you out properly.”
“No?”
“No. I may just have to push you into the living room, bend you over the back of the sofa, hike your skirt up so your pretty little arse is up in the air, shove your knickers to the side and just have you hard and fast right there.”
Jess didn’t say anything.
“What do you think about that, Jess?” Becker asked quietly.
“Take the next left,” she said. “And why wait?”
“What do you mean?” he asked as he took the next left.
“As I recall, you’ve got a fairly serviceable vehicle in the parking lot,” she said. “Simply push the seat back and I can easily straddle you. I’ll have taken my knickers off in the lift earlier, so I’d be able to slide onto you and ride you really rather comfortably, don’t you think?”
Becker stopped in his tracks and leaned against the wall.
“You are a naughty, naughty girl, Miss Parker,” he said looking up in the direction of the camera.
“And you’re stark, raving mad,” she replied. “No wonder this relationship is working as well as it is.”
“No wonder, indeed,” he said starting to walk again.
“You’re about twenty feet away from the others, it’s the next left,” she said.
“I hope they don’t look below my waist.”
“A bit hard, are we?”
“As if you’re not soaking right now yourself.”
“True.” Jess crossed her legs. “You’re almost there.”
“Copy that,” he said. “Be seeing you soon, Miss Parker.”
“Looking forward to it, Captain.”
Author:
seren_ccdFandom: Primeval
Pairing: Jess Parker/Becker
Word Count: 978
Rating: M - for spicy language.
Summary/Description: For
taraljc's prompt: Phone sex. Bonus if it's on a secure channel when Becker's out in the field. Over at just_kiss_her. Spoiler Warnings: Well, none really. Series five, I suppose.
A/N: Once again, Becker and Jess prove that I have no shame. The title comes from Poison's Talk Dirty to me. I hope you enjoy!
“Matt, if you, Connor and Abby continue down that corridor, you’ll eventually get to a T-junction that connects to a corridor that I can direct Becker to,” Jess said into the comm from her seat in front of the ADD.
She could see the blurry image of Matt in the dim light of the derelict building that she had by some kind of luck and magic managed to tap into their very old and grainy CCTV feed.
“Becker?” she asked.
“Copy that, I’m heading towards them now,” Becker said, sounding a little out of breath after his close encounter with the creature.
“Good. Head straight for a while, then you’ll take the first right.” Jess nodded to herself and then promptly created a private channel to Becker’s comm and then asked him, “Are you insane?”
“What? Jess?”
“Who else? And it’s a private line,” she said. “And I ask you again, are. you. insane?”
“Quite possibly, but what did I do this time?”
“What did you-- You head-butted a dinosaur!”
“According to Connor, they’re more mammal than reptile, so--”
“Not the point! You butted your head against the head of a vicious, pre-historic beast!”
“Jess, my hands were otherwise occupied with keeping his razor-sharp claws from having my entrails for a neck-tie, I had to improvise.”
“By head-butting him?”
“Whatever works, Jessica. Besides, it was more of a Glasgow kiss than a headbutt.”
“Excuse me?”
“I hit him from the front to his teeth, which is really more of a Glasgow kiss than a proper headbutt.”
“Really?”
“There’s a fine distinction.”
Jess glared at the grainy image of Becker walking through the corridor, all the while keeping track on the others as well.
“You need to take the next left. And I just don’t know what to do with you.”
“I have a few suggestions.”
His smirk was so strong she could almost see it through the mess of pixels.
“You go around,” she continued, “leaping over things, getting bitten, putting in requisition orders for tanks-”
“Hey, did it get approved?”
“Of course it didn’t get approved! You don’t get a tank!” she said, then she went on with her list, “Attempting to drive a train through the Cretaceous period, going into a villain’s lair without back-up, kissing dinosaurs-”
“Glasgow-Glasgow kiss, Jess,” he said. “It wasn’t an actual kiss.”
“Once again! Not the point!” She sighed. “I just don’t know what to do with you. Take the next right.”
“Well, I know what to do with you,” he said taking the next right.
“Really?”
“Oh, yes. First I just want to let you know that we’re not going to make to the bedroom tonight.”
“What?”
“I’m going to fuck you in the hallway next to the front door. I may not even close the door first.”
“What are you doing?” she whispered her face flushing as she looked around the Hub.
“You’re berating me,” he said evenly. “It turns me on.”
“Oh, dear.”
“I haven’t decided if I’m just going to shove you up against the wall and simply fuck you right there,” he went on, “or if I’m going to go down on you. What knickers are you wearing today?”
Jess swallowed. “The pale pink ones.”
“With the little bow on the front?”
“Yes.”
“...I love those.”
“I know you do,” Jess said firmly.
“Well, in that case,” he said, “I may have to peel those pink knickers off of you and eat you out. I know how much you like having me on my knees in front of you, my face buried in your cunt.”
“Oh.” It was more of a gasp than an actual word.
“Oh, indeed,” he said. “But, I have to say, I’m really turned on and all that adrenaline is still flowing, so I may not have the patience to eat you out properly.”
“No?”
“No. I may just have to push you into the living room, bend you over the back of the sofa, hike your skirt up so your pretty little arse is up in the air, shove your knickers to the side and just have you hard and fast right there.”
Jess didn’t say anything.
“What do you think about that, Jess?” Becker asked quietly.
“Take the next left,” she said. “And why wait?”
“What do you mean?” he asked as he took the next left.
“As I recall, you’ve got a fairly serviceable vehicle in the parking lot,” she said. “Simply push the seat back and I can easily straddle you. I’ll have taken my knickers off in the lift earlier, so I’d be able to slide onto you and ride you really rather comfortably, don’t you think?”
Becker stopped in his tracks and leaned against the wall.
“You are a naughty, naughty girl, Miss Parker,” he said looking up in the direction of the camera.
“And you’re stark, raving mad,” she replied. “No wonder this relationship is working as well as it is.”
“No wonder, indeed,” he said starting to walk again.
“You’re about twenty feet away from the others, it’s the next left,” she said.
“I hope they don’t look below my waist.”
“A bit hard, are we?”
“As if you’re not soaking right now yourself.”
“True.” Jess crossed her legs. “You’re almost there.”
“Copy that,” he said. “Be seeing you soon, Miss Parker.”
“Looking forward to it, Captain.”
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Date: 2011-07-31 01:06 pm (UTC)Lovelovlove the couch scenario! <3
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Date: 2011-07-31 02:46 pm (UTC)WRITE YOUR BIG BANG FIC NOW, PLEASE. Seriously, I need to know what happens in it...
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Date: 2011-07-31 02:56 pm (UTC)And I'm writing! I promise. I'm going to aim to have it finished by the end of August because things are going to get mad around here. Jim has just bought Janice some flowers and they're both trying not to read too much into it. Silly people.
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Date: 2011-07-31 02:47 pm (UTC)“You’re berating me,” he said evenly. “It turns me on.”
“Oh, dear.”
*gigges madly*
Also, muchly enjoying the mental image of Becker 'improvising' by head-butting a creature!
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Date: 2011-07-31 03:02 pm (UTC)Becker is not above fighting dirty. He'd totally brawl with a raptor.
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Date: 2011-07-31 03:17 pm (UTC)Actually, now I think of that, that's given me an idea for a fic prompt! *scuttles off to just_kiss_her kink list*
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Date: 2011-07-31 03:41 pm (UTC)LMAO at Becker still pining for his tank.
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Date: 2011-07-31 04:00 pm (UTC)He really wants that tank. *pets him*
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Date: 2011-07-31 04:55 pm (UTC)ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Date: 2011-08-01 12:09 am (UTC)Oh, wow!
I adore your lack of shame xD
Someone should seriously pay you to write this stuff because you are brilliant!
Any chance I could get a shameless sequel? xD
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Date: 2011-08-26 10:10 pm (UTC)...this was so naughty and i totally love dirty talking Becker...shame we'll never actually get this on the show
R x