Bored! So, have a meme!

I'm bored! Head kind of hurts and I think I have to get new glasses. On one hand: Yay! I don't really like my current frames, so new, funky ones will be cool! On the other hand: Boo! I'm going to be blind by the time I'm 40. Damn you, Astigmatism! *shakes fist*

But, anyway: MEME!

Name a fandom that I am familiar with and I will tell you:

My M/F OTP:
My M/M OTP:
My F/F OTP:
My endgame OTP:
My original OTP:
My crack OTP:
My guilty pleasure OTP:
My anti-OTP: