Why does this not exist?

[seren_ccd]

I would like Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton/Agent Coulson fic.

It can be sex-pollen, established relationship, I don't care, but I would really, really like it. Does it exist? It has to exist.

I also just made chocolate chip cookies and have already eaten three of them. Which was probably not a good idea. Ooh, sugar crash. Ouch. I have absolutely no regrets though. :P

Comments

[fringedweller.livejournal.com]

I'd just like more Darcy/Clint fic. I've read all the stuff on AO3.

[seren-ccd.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, so have I. ALL OF IT. There may be some on the Thor kink meme...

[fringedweller.livejournal.com]

And where is this kink meme located?

[seren-ccd.livejournal.com]

norsekink Their delicious is pretty decent and updated regularly. Or it used to be. I actually haven't been over there in a while.

[fringedweller.livejournal.com]

Oh good. Because I was just about to start searching the Pit, that's how desperate I am. I've been obsessed since last Saturday!

[izzyfics.livejournal.com]

I would totally love to read that threesome--but haven't seen it, sadly. I've been reading a lot of Clint/Coulson fic over on AO3, but really Clint is becoming my fandom bicycle--I'll read anything with him in it (much like McCoy).

Oh, and also want Clint/Natasha because they are kickass.

[seren-ccd.livejournal.com]

I adore Clint. Or Jeremy Renner, to be honest. I just love his face.

Clint/Coulson is pretty epic.

[hiddencait.livejournal.com]

If you go to the VERY first/second Darcy page on AO3 there actually is a fic where she sets out to basically blackmail them both into sleeping with her. It was...odd? I guess it just didn't really feel like a true threesome fic methinks.

I actually recent saw a Darcy/Coulson fic go up, which I was suprisingly pleased by too lol

[seren-ccd.livejournal.com]

Ooh. I...don't really like blackmail fics. That doesn't sound very..healthy?

Darcy/Coulson is lovely too. ;D

[hiddencait.livejournal.com]

Yeah it just left a bad taste in my mouth. I haven't seen it since though so maybe it was taken down. There is now an entire tag section for Darcy/Coulson though I've discovered lol. It has all of 4 but that's OK lol. The one that I was remembering was No Man is Complete http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Darcy%20Lewis*s*Phil%20Coulson/works

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

you'll want to write that before you see the movie. just trust me on that, please.

don't crash! more cookies, stat!
(Darcy/Clint/Coulson is, to me, like Foyle/Stewart/Milner - amazing to read, but impossible to plot out)

[seren-ccd.livejournal.com]

I know. I think I got spoiled for that particular part, but I'm living in denial until I actually see it. And then I may just cover my eyes and go 'lalalalala' until it's over.

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

I've been thinking about it since I typed that...and I think the end of the movie (before any credits) may actually provide a way out...
heck, even Dr. Banner's comment about "and the Other Guy spit it out" might provide a solution.

it was the cards that really confused me, though.

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

tell me you've seen the movie.

ps: I apologize for comparing Avengers to Foyle's War.