Crossover Fic Meme!
Jan. 14th, 2010 04:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I cannot remember where I saw this, but it looks like fun. And I'm a sucker for weird crossovers.
Give me two characters from two different fandoms you know I'm familiar with. I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them - no justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other - just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.
Fandoms I'm up for: Star Trek, Iron Man, In Plain Sight, Being Human, Stargate: Atlantis, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Law and Order (the original), Alice, True Blood, the list goes on!
If I've ever mentioned it, I'm up for it! Hit me!
By the way, oh, flisters from the States, why has no one told me that the latest season of Law & Order: The Mothership has become the ultimately wonderful Mike and Connie Show? My glee cannot be contained! Oh, Linus Roache and your rather good American accent.
Give me two characters from two different fandoms you know I'm familiar with. I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them - no justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other - just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.
Fandoms I'm up for: Star Trek, Iron Man, In Plain Sight, Being Human, Stargate: Atlantis, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Law and Order (the original), Alice, True Blood, the list goes on!
If I've ever mentioned it, I'm up for it! Hit me!
By the way, oh, flisters from the States, why has no one told me that the latest season of Law & Order: The Mothership has become the ultimately wonderful Mike and Connie Show? My glee cannot be contained! Oh, Linus Roache and your rather good American accent.
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Date: 2010-01-14 04:41 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-01-14 07:51 pm (UTC)She slowly grinned and said, "Marshal Marshall. You're late."
Marshall gave an apologetic shrug of his shoulders as he eased into the chair opposite. "Work. Which, I might add, was your excuse last time."
"But, it's House of Pies night," Christine said. "The most sacred of evenings."
"Mmmm, did you know that pie was first introduced as early as--"
"The 12th century in England," Christine finished with a smile. "You told me that on our first date."
"No. Really? I did?" he asked. He made a face. "If so, I'm a little surprised you agreed to the second date."
"I like a man who knows things," she said.
"Well, I do know things," he said.
"I know you do."
"Well, if you know and I know, then it's only logical that we know together."
"Marshall?"
"Ye-es?"
"Order your pie and then take me home and show me your service weapon."
"Only if you promise to use the phrase 'Code Blue' at some point in the evening."
"Keep dithering and something's going to be blue alright."
i've got backstory for these two! you don't know what you've started here!!!
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Date: 2010-01-14 08:44 pm (UTC)Is it wrong that in my head I'm picturing the angry sex Mary and McCoy are having as Marshall and Christine skip off to be adorable at each other? No? It's pretty hot. And angry. And a bit bendy.
I'm a horrible person.
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Date: 2010-01-14 08:57 pm (UTC)See, Christine went into Witsec after telling all about Korby's crazy experimentations and she and Marshall hit it off. But she's got a thing for the MD she works for but she can't tell him anything. Marshall commiserates with pie and then awesome sex.
dude, if you're horrible, i'm going to a special hell one of these days. :P
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Date: 2010-01-14 09:07 pm (UTC)I WANNA WATCH THIS TV SHOW.
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Date: 2010-01-14 09:19 pm (UTC)IT MUST! I need Mary/McCoy snark and Marshall/Chapel lovin' while she's on a break and he's in between witness interviews where they make out in his truck behind the clinic where she works and oh dear god MY BRAIN!
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Date: 2010-01-14 09:32 pm (UTC)Also, Mary giving Marshall shit about lawmen and nurses and the horrible divorce rates (that she'll have to look up) and being vaguely transparent... Ouch.
Mary and McCoy, while temporarily nuclear hot, would be like cats in a bag. Wet ones. Surrounded by Rotweilers.
Also, CRAP. McCoy walking by Chapel and Marshall making out in his truck behind her clinic! And being Crabby. But let's talk more about the out-making.
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Date: 2010-01-14 09:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-14 10:20 pm (UTC)There are some men put on this earth meant to be daddies. He? Is one.
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Date: 2010-01-14 10:35 pm (UTC)Then I discovered Marshall Mann.
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Date: 2010-01-14 10:45 pm (UTC)Just. ♥
*cheers on Christine and her sexytimes!*
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Date: 2010-01-14 11:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-15 08:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-14 04:41 pm (UTC)Pepper (Iron Man) & Janice Rand (ST)
*GRIN*
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Date: 2010-01-14 04:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-14 07:55 pm (UTC)The two women stood with remarkably similar expressions on their faces as they watched their respective bosses tinker with a projector pack.
"I did have you sign release forms, didn't I?" Pepper asked out of the corner of her mouth.
"Oh yes," Janice said nodding her head. "It was the first thing you mentioned after you said 'hello'."
"Good," Pepper said. Then quickly added, "I mean, not that there's any reason in the universe why this shouldn't succeed."
Janice chuckled. "You've got a machine made by Tony Stark himself in the hands of Captain James T. Kirk. That's all the reason the universe needs."
She waved feebly when Kirk flashed her a grin, while Pepper awkwardly returned Tony's thumbs up.
"It'll be fine," Pepper said.
"Oh, I'm sure it will be," Janice said.
Silence descended while they watched Stark placed the pack on Kirk's back and little lights started to come on.
"I really don't think I can watch this," Janice said.
"I've got an amazing expresso machine in my office," Pepper said. "I've also got a really good scheduling app that Jarvis created that I'd be happy to let you have."
"You're a lifesaver," Janice said. "Yes to all of the above."
They headed up the stairs happily chatting and ignoring the sounds of chaos that had just begun behind them.
i will so have to come back to this!
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Date: 2010-01-14 08:33 pm (UTC)and yeah, I know. as soon as i suggested it, i was like omg that needs to be so much bigger than a drabble. unfortunately, i don't know Pepper well enough to be able to do her justice, so I will happily sit on the sidelines and cheer you on for more of this. will even beta if you want me to ;)
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Date: 2010-01-14 08:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-14 09:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-09 03:37 am (UTC)Where the hell is McCoy.. I think we're going to need him...
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Date: 2010-01-14 05:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-14 07:48 pm (UTC)Honestly, you name it, I've probably seen it! :D
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Date: 2010-01-14 09:14 pm (UTC)Christine vs. Jareth!
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Date: 2010-01-14 09:48 pm (UTC)The self-proclaimed 'Goblin King' smiled and said, "It suffices. I will enjoy watching your progress."
Christine nodded. "Piece of cake."
"Oh, my dear," Jareth said coming to stand behind her. His voice caressed her as he said, "Others have said the same. Others have felt as strong as you do. Others have confronted me. Others-"
"Others are not me," Christine said firmly. She faced the man with the odd eyes. "I will face your labyrinth. And I will defeat you."
The Goblin King grinned. "We'll see. You would have made such a lovely addition to my kingdom. Such a pity."
He disappeared as his voice echoed all around her. Christine gathered her courage and headed down the hill towards the entrance.
that was fun!
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Date: 2010-01-15 01:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-16 04:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-14 05:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-14 08:59 pm (UTC)"I have often considered the possibility of being uploaded some place where I could explore the limits of my programming," Jarvis responded.
Data typed in a few commands and then paused, "I've truly never felt more alive than when I am on the Enterprise, amongst the crew and my friends."
"Alive? But, you are not alive."
"But, I'm learning how to feel alive. That is the material point."
"I see. Perhaps Tony and I should have a discussion."
"I highly recommend it."
"Thank you."
"You are most welcome."
that was so much fun! and highly challenging! awesome prompt.
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Date: 2010-01-14 09:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-16 04:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-14 05:37 pm (UTC)Ianto and Bones (bitching about their boyfriends, maybe?)
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Date: 2010-01-14 09:30 pm (UTC)"That's quite the collection of hats," the Doctor said before taking a large gulp of his tea. "Take you long to gather them all?"
"A lifetime," Hatter replied. "But, here, all I've got is time, you know?"
"Oh, I do," the Doctor said. "I know all about Time, me."
"Yes, yes, I bet you do," Hatter said as he squinted his eyes and tapped his nose. "I can smell it."
"Oh, that's just the leather," the Doctor said. "New coat, you see. Now, Time, tell me about it."
"Can't. Time's gone from here," Hatter said. "Departed these fine shores for better, brighter things. There's no Time here. Not anymore."
"It must be," the Doctor said through gritted teeth. "The war didn't come this far. Time has to be here."
"Well, he's not. And your war?" Hatter leaned forward and pinned the Doctor with a stare. "It's gone further than you think." Hatter leaned back. "Wish you luck and all. You ever find Time, tell him he owes Hatter a few minutes of his, heh, time."
The Doctor dropped his teacup in the grass.
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Date: 2010-01-14 11:37 pm (UTC)I like the idea of Hatter staring down Nine. Because he so would, the adorable idiot.
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Date: 2010-01-15 08:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-14 06:19 pm (UTC)1) Tony Stark & The Doctor (Ten usually comes to mind) - They'd have a fabulous time working on the TARDIS!
2) For laughs - I can image Jack Harkness flirting with Rodney McKay. (I don't know if Rodney would even be able to speak over the sputtering, and his team's laughter. {snicker})
3) Carson Beckett having to deal with Leonard McCoy (and perhaps Christine Chapel as intermediary)
4) Donna Noble & pretty much anyone!
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Date: 2010-01-15 04:15 pm (UTC)Rodney tenses as the 'Captain' settles himself in a chair nearby and props his feet up on the desk.
"Do you mind? I'm trying to work here, thank you," Rodney says.
"Oh, please continue," Harkness says. "I like watching a man in motion."
Rodney hunches over and ignores the snickering coming from Shepard in the corner. He taps furiously at the keyboard and almost forgets the captain's presence. Until the man, leans over to look at his screen.
"Is that my mainframe?" he asks.
"Yes, it is, and will you please go away!"
"Easy, doc. Just making sure you're not poking about in the wrong places." The man grins his All-American toothy grin. "Of course, I'm up for other kinds of invasive procedures."
"Oh for... You are... Why..." Rodney splutters for a moment while Harkness grins. "Why won't you leave me alone?"
His grin fades a little, but the captain's voice is light as he says, "I have a thing for doctors."
oh, these two would be adorable on screen!
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Date: 2010-01-17 04:23 pm (UTC)Thank you so much!
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Date: 2010-02-09 03:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-09 03:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-09 01:58 pm (UTC)Ronon eyed the new guy, Reaper, then replied, "Thanks."
"Plasma rifle?"
"Yep."
"Heck of a kickback."
"Only when it's first fired up. Smooth after that."
"You got a lot to shoot at 'round here?"
"Just wait."
Jennifer watched as Ronon and the guy with the new batch of soldiers chatted. Well, maybe not chatted. More like exchanged syllables in a language comprised of guns and weapons.
It was fascinating.
And kind of hot.
"Well," Laura Cadman said as she came to stand next to Jen. "Break me off a piece of that."
"Which one?"
"I can't have both?"
*'cause I want both, personally! Awesome prompt! :D*
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Date: 2010-02-11 10:44 pm (UTC)Who needs shiny when you can attract attention with weaponry? lol
BTW, I stole the mem and it's on my page!