Crossover Fic Meme!

[seren_ccd]

I cannot remember where I saw this, but it looks like fun. And I'm a sucker for weird crossovers.

Give me two characters from two different fandoms you know I'm familiar with. I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them - no justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other - just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

Fandoms I'm up for: Star Trek, Iron Man, In Plain Sight, Being Human, Stargate: Atlantis, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Law and Order (the original), Alice, True Blood, the list goes on!

If I've ever mentioned it, I'm up for it! Hit me!

By the way, oh, flisters from the States, why has no one told me that the latest season of Law & Order: The Mothership has become the ultimately wonderful Mike and Connie Show? My glee cannot be contained! Oh, Linus Roache and your rather good American accent.

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[seren-ccd.livejournal.com]

this is the ninth doctor and i have no idea where it came from or where it's going

"That's quite the collection of hats," the Doctor said before taking a large gulp of his tea. "Take you long to gather them all?"

"A lifetime," Hatter replied. "But, here, all I've got is time, you know?"

"Oh, I do," the Doctor said. "I know all about Time, me."

"Yes, yes, I bet you do," Hatter said as he squinted his eyes and tapped his nose. "I can smell it."

"Oh, that's just the leather," the Doctor said. "New coat, you see. Now, Time, tell me about it."

"Can't. Time's gone from here," Hatter said. "Departed these fine shores for better, brighter things. There's no Time here. Not anymore."

"It must be," the Doctor said through gritted teeth. "The war didn't come this far. Time has to be here."

"Well, he's not. And your war?" Hatter leaned forward and pinned the Doctor with a stare. "It's gone further than you think." Hatter leaned back. "Wish you luck and all. You ever find Time, tell him he owes Hatter a few minutes of his, heh, time."

The Doctor dropped his teacup in the grass.

[reasdream.livejournal.com]

*points to icon*

I like the idea of Hatter staring down Nine. Because he so would, the adorable idiot.

[seren-ccd.livejournal.com]

He really would! I'm glad you liked it!