Tremendulent!

So, I'm finishing and polishing up my Star Trek Big Bang. Jim's being all captainy and interrogating the bad guys. I read over what I'd just written and go, 'Hmm, why does that sort of sound familiar?'

Oh, I know. BECAUSE IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE POIROT! I just made Captain James Tiberius Kirk channel Hercule Poirot.

*facepalm*

No more ITV for me!